Although slightly less technologically advanced as its kindred brother the 'Knight Rider', the General Lee is no stranger to danger. Born to withstand the endless adventures of Hazard County, the General Lee will have you outrunning slack jaw ski patrollers and hoppin' faster than a mad hare on a tin roof on the 4th of July.
DVD Special Features:
GWAR-TEX 8,000mm/5,000gm2: State-of-the-art waterproof/windproof/breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a microporous coating that repels wind, water, frozen particulates, blood and vomit while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable Hand Protection System in any condition.
TERRAIN-TECH Palm Reinforcement Material: Highly abrasion resistant polyurethane grip material insures durability and maximum dexterity. Palms so grippy you won't be able to release your grabs, thus you will land on your fingers which will snap like a Slim Jim.
ATI Seamelss Insert 3,000mm/2,000gm2: Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leakproof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand, sewn into the shell of this glove.
Microfleece Inner-lining: Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take the liners out of the gloves and wear them over your ears. People will mistake you for a moose.
Neoprene Thumb/snot wipe: Soft and supple. Won't scratch goggle lenses or chaff swollen, snotty nostrils. Can contain 20 hella-litres of bodily fluids.
Improved Vent Zippers: Now stow your gerbil without fear of losing your little fuzzy buddy. Ideal for venting on warm days or heat packets on cold ones.
Thinsulate: Uncompromised warmth and moisture wicking performance to keep hands dry and warm. Plus it has a cleverly conceived name that smacks of marketing genius.
GMC General Lee Mitts
